[AARA] You might be (and probably are) an Amateur Radio operator, if:

Herman Campbell kn5grk at lusfiber.net
Sat Dec 29 20:24:22 EST 2012



      You might be (and probably are) an Amateur Radio operator, if:
      <http://www.laredohams.com/lh-forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=440&sid=ffb67a94753798aa5eed6105943e53f6#p887>

Post <http://www.laredohams.com/lh-forum/viewtopic.php?p=887#p887>by 
*w5evh 
<http://www.laredohams.com/lh-forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=2>* » 
Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:35 am

You might be (and probably are) an Amateur Radio operator, if:

1. You have bought black electrical tape in ten packs.
2. You have stripped wire with your teeth.
3. You have told your child, "One day, all this will be yours," and he 
or she did not respond at all.
4. You would rather help another Ham friend to hook up new equipment, or 
to put up a new tower, than to mow your own lawn.
5. You have grabbed the wrong end of a hot soldering iron.
6. You have gotten an RF burn from your own antenna.
7. You have given out RST reports while you were on the telephone.
8. When the microphones or visual aids at a meeting did not work, you 
rushed up to the front to fix them.
9. You have told the XYL, when she noticed a new rig in the shack, "Why, 
that has been there for years."
10. You have set your watch to UTC only.
11. You have had to patch your roof after an antenna project fell onto it.
12. You have put a GPS tracker in the XYL's car or on the riding mower, 
just so you could watch it on APRS.
13. You have tapped out "CQ" or "HI" on the car horn in Morse Code to 
another Ham.
14. Your teenager has refused to ride in your car because it looks like 
a porcupine.
15. You know the Latitude, Longitude, and Elevation of your home QTH.
16. You have gone into the local Radio Shack store, and the store clerk 
has asked you where something is and how it works.
17. You have answered the telephone with your call sign, and then 
finished the conversation with "73" and your call sign.
18. You have looked for antennas, radios, and Morse Code in movies and 
television shows.
19. When you look at anything made of wire or metal tubing, you wonder 
if it could be used as an antenna.
20. Your call sign is listed on one or more of your hats, T-shirts, or 
other garments.
21. You regularly carry one or more tools in your pockets at any given time.
22. When any kinds of batteries go on sale, you get really excited.
23. When you look at a barbecue grill, it creates ideas about ground 
plane antennas.
24. You have designated all your friends as Hams or Non-Hams.
25. You have referred to your Ham friends by their call sign suffixes 
instead of their real names.
26. You have intentionally confused Non-Hams by telling them that the 
only things you talk about on the air are pork products.
27. You have intentionally scared Non-Hams with the word "RADIATION"!
28. You have looked at telephone poles and power line towers as 
potential antenna supports.
29. You have thought you were still hearing CW, SSB, or SSTV tones, even 
when your Ham radio was off.
30. Your Go-Bag has more clothes in it than your dresser does.
31. You have a SKYWARN sticker on your back window.
32. Your significant other sits in the back seat, and your radios ride 
in the front.
33. Your neighbors wonder if you are a "Narc" (narcotics officer), a 
Spy, or a Federal Agent.
34. The cops pull you over because they want to see the inside of your car.
35. Your cell-phone's ring tone is your Ham radio call sign, sent in 
Morse Code

Bob, W5EVH
RACES District 83 DRO, Skywarn Coord.,
LaredoHams 2010/2011/2012 President
ARRL Life Member
956-286-5150

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